Nora Batty eat your heart out!

Oh the embarrassment! Today I am wearing a skirt suit and as usual, rather than wearing tights (which I hate!) I am wearing "hold ups" - the modern day equivalent of stockings ;) ........ but the "stick" must have worn away on the right leg, because everytime I walk anywhere it falls down!! and I mean, I only have to take three steps and it's around my ankle! The shame - however shall I get to the car park when I leave the office ?.........